Yeah, This Was a Good Idea

I thought, "Oh, two kids will be better than one. This should set itself up for lots of fun, games, and good times." This is what I get...

One who is crying on my shoulder, the other attempting to pull the curtains off the wall. You'll also note that it looks like I wet myself, because the curtain puller spilled water on the chair, and I didn't notice it until after I sat there. That's the smile of a man on the edge.