So here's how you can insure yourself of losing weight.
1. Have a child.
2. Wait until the child is old enough to pull him or herself up, and use items to walk with.
Like this. No problem so far, right?
3. Eat. Then this happens:
Now, how may this help you lose weight? This is just adorable, right? Well, when a kid sees something, he wants it. And adorable turns into this:
"You're doing something without me!"
And then, the inevitable crying commences...
Until you become so annoyed, you don't worry about your own food as much. So you give him some...
And he wears it. You lose weight...
...you have a good laugh...
...and all is forgiven.
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